1. Husband gone.
3. Three-year-old taking waaaay too long to fall asleep.
4. Moving. In four more days. Yes, I mean the whole house in boxes.
5. Baby waking me every hour.
6. Insomnia in between some of those wakings.
7. Upon waking, finding cat puke all over the carpet.
Merry Christmas. Would someone please get me some caffeine? Perhaps laced with something stronger, like heroin?