Can six words be this hard? All day, and only now writing. Even now, I have to multitask. Hold baby, make toast, type, eat. Call friend, feed kid, plan birthday. I never expected motherhood equalled juggling.
Why isn't juggling a required course? Really, someone should have warned us. All those classes about having them. None about what comes after birth. Doesn't seem right, now, does it?
I am a superhero! Great attitude. Just call me Supper Juggler, please. Classes for superherodom? Not enough. Perhaps apprenticeship? Good birth control, too.
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Just don't toss the baby or toast.
Up in the air, I mean.
You are a superpro juggler, though.
Why isn't juggling a required course?
Really, someone should have warned us.
All those classes about having them.
None about what comes after birth.
Doesn't seem right, now, does it?
I am a superhero! Great attitude.
Just call me Supper Juggler, please.
Classes for superherodom? Not enough.
Perhaps apprenticeship? Good birth control, too.
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