Thursday, January 28, 2010

the socks, they are breeding.

For Sale:
Two sets of little girl socks. One pair sized 0-6 months, one sized 3 yrs. These white socks look ordinary, but they are the only socks your kids will ever need--because of their patented Multiplyer (c) technology. Bring them into your house, and soon you will find sock clones* scattered throughout your living space, as if by magic! Under the couch! By the bed! Beside (but never in) the laundry basket! You'll marvel at the sheer proliferation of tiny white stockings!

*Even numbers of socks not included.

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