Today, Lucy tipped over Julia's bucket car seat and crawled underneath.
"I'm a turtle, and you're a scary bear," she said.
I crawled towards her. "Roar!"
"Booo!" she yelled.
"Roar," I yelled back.
"No, Momma, you're scared of me," she explained.
"Oh. Are you a scary turtle?"
"Uh-huh. That's because I live in China."