Lucy, dressed in a fairy princess (pink + wand) costume:
"Mama, read the signs. This one says:
WANDS, YES, INDEED ALLOWED.
This one says,
NO DOGS ALLOWED."
She pointed out the rest of the (pretend) signs:
NO ICE SKATING PICTURES ALLOWED.
NO DAISIES GROWN HERE.
and, because she wanted me to quit nursing her sister:
NO BABIES ALLOWED.