Today I turned into a horse. A lion came up and climbed up onto my back and rode while I crawled around, er, cantered. Then she got down and took my hoof and said, "Here, baby" and led me around the living room, er, corral.
Then the lion had to take a bath and go to bed. Funny, it's not as hard giving a lion a bath as you would think.
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Unless you try to give the lion a traditional lion tongue bath. Or maybe that's not hard if you're a grown-up lion?
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