Lucy holds a cracker up to her ear. One corner of it is in her ear. It looks uncomfortable and possibly unsafe.
"Lucy, please keep the cracker out of your ear."
Cracker doesn't move. "No. Talking."
"You're talking to the cracker?"
"The cracker is a phone."
"Uh-huh." Ignores me. "Hi. Yes."
Holding my hand up to my ear as a phone. "Hello, cracker. Can you hear me now?"
Lucy looks at me, incredulous. "No, Momma. No work."
I guess the cracker network doesn't interface with the hand network yet.