Four thirty am wakeup? Are you frickin' kidding me?
Confession: said a really bad cuss word when trying to change the diaper in hopes that it would convince a certain small child to go back to sleep. I mean, I hoped the diaper change would convince her, not saying "f$%^". Hoping the child didn't notice and pick up on said cuss word. Since she learned all the words to "Baa Baa black sheep" yesterday, I'm guessing that's a vain hope.